SO YOU GOOGLED THE LAWYER?
JURORS: Here’s the thing, while everyone in the courthouse appreciates your interest in our work, I have to ask you to stop researching the people and issues involved in this case. You agreed not to conduct your own research when you were sworn in, and we take the promises we make in court seriously. My client deserves the same fairness and respect for the rules that you would want for yourself or someone you love. As long as you’re online, may I suggest Star Trek: Voyager as an alternative to looking into the case? It is an excellent show. Please feel free to stick around for a few minutes after the case ends. I’d love to answer any questions you may have.
CLIENTS: Doing your due diligence? I respect that. Please feel free to check out my CV. I’m happy to answer any questions you may have about my background or experience during an in office appointment. Please call (530) 265-1400 to schedule one.